1．上班是会呼吸的痛，她活在我身上每个角落。
1. to work is the pain of breathing, she lives in every corner of me.
2．一星期，总有那么七天不想上班。
2. a week, there are always seven days that don't want to work.
3．上班就是起得比鸡早，睡得比狗晚，吃得比猪差，干得比驴多。
3. to work is to get up earlier than the chicken, sleep better than a dog, eat worse than a pig, and do more than a donkey.
4．想要有上班以外的生活，于是有了加班。
4. want to have a life outside of work, so there is overtime.
5．锄禾曰当午，上班好辛苦。上完一上午，还要上下午。不上没钱花，心里更痛苦。为了好日子，辛苦就辛苦。
5. Yue hoe Wo when, to work hard. After the morning, we have to go to the afternoon. No more money, more pain in the heart. For a good day, hard work.
6．总觉得自己的性格不适合上班，只适合领工资。
6. always feel that their character is not suitable for work, only suitable for salary.
7．一想到明天要上班就头疼，腿疼，眼疼，手疼，脚疼，哪里都疼。
7. the thought of going to work tomorrow is a headache, a leg pain, a pain in the eye, a pain in the hand, a pain in the foot, and pain everywhere.
8．上班的心情比上坟还要沉重。
8. mood to heavier than grave.
9．这天气，上班就得吹西北风，不上班就等着喝西北风。
9. the weather, work is northwest wind blowing, waiting to drink the northwest wind does not work.
10．每天早上起床都要看一遍福布斯富翁排行榜，如果上面没有我的名字，我就去上班…
10. every morning to get up and see the Forbes list of millionaires, if I don't have my name, I go to work...
